“The Black Rider flung back his hood, and behold! he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set. The red fires shone between it and the mantled shoulders vast and dark. From a mouth unseen there cam a deadly laughter.”
The Return of the King - J.R.R. Tolkien
My brother’s going after the Hobbits, I have run up Thranduil’s credit line. I should find my other brother, and do some damage.
Then again, Sauron said he wanted the golden warrior’s husband. If I could get him, maybe Sauron would love me….
LOL SAURON WILL NEVER LOVE YOU
Going to go Hobbit hunting with Shelob.
I WILL FIND THE FAT ONE AND THEN I WILL EAT HIM AFTER SHELOB AND I TORTURE HIM WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE.
1 year ago on March 05, 2011 at 02:05pm
Anonymous asked: So how do you and Shelob...do it, exactly?
Go away, Galadriel.
You elves are sick-minded.
1 year ago on March 04, 2011 at 04:18am
I’m sorry I’ve been away for a while
I was on my period.
Spider periods only happen once every 423 years.
they are quite unpleasant.
nazgul5 asked: Is Shelob going to join us in Mirkwood whilst we beat up these elves? I know she won't eat them, but surely she should like to help kill them...
Do I look like her mother? Ask her yourself!
1 year ago on March 04, 2011 at 12:11am
I NEED TO TORTURE SOMETHING.
Does anyone want to go Hobbit hunting with me?
1 year ago on March 04, 2011 at 12:10am
1 year ago on February 10, 2011 at 09:41pm
Heading to Mirkwood. I like it better than Lorien. It has Dol Guldur, after all.
Dol Goldur sucks. I had to spend several months there while I was waiting for you to come help me take back Minas Boromir Morgul and the internet was unbelievably shitty. Plus, there is no cable.
